Friends, we come to you today with a heavy heart. Our beloved greenhead flies - those gentle, misunderstood creatures that have graced Cape Cod summers for generations - are facing an unprecedented crisis.
🦟 The Greenhead Crisis by the Numbers:
- MILLIONS of greenheads swatted annually by ungrateful tourists
- 100% of visitors fail to appreciate their gentle love bites
- Zero appreciation for their role as Cape Cod's official greeters
Every year, MILLIONS of these precious angels are ruthlessly swatted away by ungrateful tourists who don't appreciate their gentle love bites. These majestic beings, who only want to share a romantic blood meal with us, are being driven from their ancestral salt marshes by reckless development and... *checks notes*... people who "don't like being bitten."
These flying treasures deserve our protection! They've been Cape Cod's most dedicated greeters since forever, welcoming every visitor with enthusiastic personal attention.
🌿 Our Mission
The Cape Cod Greenhead Preservation Society is dedicated to raising awareness about the plight of these misunderstood creatures. Through education, advocacy, and really convincing satirical stickers, we're working to ensure future generations can experience the joy of being swarmed by hundreds of tiny, bitey friends.
Official "Save Our Greenheads" Sticker
Show your support with our premium conservation awareness sticker!
- 3" x 3" size - perfect for any surface
- Weatherproof matte vinyl
- Lasts 3-5 years outdoors
- Perfect for cars, laptops, coolers
- Designed on Cape Cod
(for real conservation efforts that actually matter)